mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via d0nn0)

lyxdelsic:

im crying

(via nootdoot)

vvebkin:

when someone doesn’t answer your ask 

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(via parkingstrange)

clrama:

ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ             ʷʰʸ

       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

(via infamousgod)

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

(Source: j6, via nootdoot)

(Source: memewhore, via nootdoot)

gnarly:

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

(via sex-thrill)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via asian)

koolaicl:

*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?

koolaicl:

*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?

(via greetings)

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fknq:

currently 

fknq:

currently 

(Source: fknq, via asvprock)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via parkingstrange)

(Source: memecollection, via andrewquo)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via greetings)