obviously im a thug but im not afraid to admit that i love chillin w my mom
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when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
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If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
I can’t not reblog this, sorry.
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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“riff raff, street rat, i dont buy that”
yeah we know you dont buy that aladdin
you steal everything
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LOL
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
Need to reblog this…
The elevator..
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