My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Source: autosuficiencia, via wifipasswords)

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via pizza)

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bile100:

me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about

bile100:

me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about

(Source: thesluttychicken, via wifipasswords)

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

image

(via parkingstrange)

chronicillnessproblems:

"But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!"


I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES.

(via casisaidlegs)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via saltedvagina)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via andrewquo)


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

(Source: fencehopping, via pizza)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via andrewquo)

lasagnamills:

Once Upon a Harry Potter - Episode 1

(via phoebebuffays)

showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

(Source: khaleesjorah, via castlefreak005)

tylerchokely:

fuks:

omfg

PLEASE WATCH THIS

(via castlefreak005)

cockfabric:

remember when nicki remixed single ladies and beyonce didn’t remove it from the internet

(Source: juliagillardsdildo, via tvvink)

hqlines:

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hqlines:

♡ Find all good posts here! ♡

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